Gastrolust

This month’s inspiration: “Little Red Corvette” by Prince
“On the verge of bein’ obscene” is how Prince describes his babe’s body in this 1982 classic; it’s also an apt description of the song itself. On the surface, “Little Red Corvette” sounds like it’s about a car, but it is filled with not-so-hidden sexual references. Chef Savuthy [...]

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Okay, I simply couldn’t resist posting this picture, which I snapped outside the Lusty Lady while on the way to ART restaurant for a quick visit.
Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving! Mine started with a huge turkey dinner for eight which I won from Whole Foods Market in Interbay. (Thanks!) Made some kimchi that day [...]

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Last night, I saw a big organ in a Pussy Room.
Yes, you read that right.
I was at an unveiling at Copper Gate, the Viking bar in Ballard with Scandinavian sensibility about sex. Contributing to the scenery are breasts, bras, and a Barbie orgy—that’s inside the women’s bathroom, along with a rideable vibrator. But near the [...]

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With recent commentary about Viagra ice cream and question about frozen custard, here’s something I can’t taste locally but can truly support: Ben & Jerry’s Hubby Hubby ice cream.
In celebration of rights to same-sex marriage in the state of Vermont, hometown heroes Ben and Jerry have renamed the popular Chubby Hubby flavor to Hubby Hubby. [...]

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Molly Moon, can you make me one? Baskin Robbins, is this one of your 31 flavors? Full Tilt…aw, never mind.
It might not be happening here in Seattle, but across the pond in London, The Icecreamists are “liberating the world one lick at a time” with their introduction of a dessert called The Sex Pistol. This [...]

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Recently I wrote about the new BabeLicious lubricants, but here’s one that Babeland’s not carrying: bacon lube.
If this was real, would you try it? I might.
And there might just be a chance, as rumor has it the Bacon Salt guys are working on bringing bacon, albeit without actual pig products, into the bedroom. (Insert your own [...]

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Flavor choices include dulce de leche, mojito peppermint, pomegranate vanilla, and chocolate orange. They bring pleasure. And the product’s local. Sound good?
Our local Babeland introduces its BabeLicious lubricants, for discriminating diners who favor a little flavor when they wet their, um, whistle?
Personally, I favor natural (i.e., the person’s real) flavors and smells. Though if I [...]

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Not because White Castle has much of a following in these parts, but because we like all things piggy – and the connection to sex:

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A Colorado woman had her request for a vanity license plate denied. Apparently, ILVTOFU can be read a couple of different ways.
Ah…the endless connections between sex and food!
Video and story here.

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Okay, I feel like an immature adolescent for this, but I can’t stop laughing at this Cheeto fail, courtesy of FailBlog.
Besides, it seems like an appropriate posting to follow the previous one, about breastaurants.

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