Gastrolust

Flavor choices include dulce de leche, mojito peppermint, pomegranate vanilla, and chocolate orange. They bring pleasure. And the product’s local. Sound good?

Our local Babeland introduces its BabeLicious lubricants, for discriminating diners who favor a little flavor when they wet their, um, whistle?

Personally, I favor natural (i.e., the person’s real) flavors and smells. Though if I had to go with something food-related, I’d be thinking of foie gras, uni, or maybe pork belly…